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Best statuses - Best Facebook status updates

It's easier to have guy friends.It's easier to have guy friends.
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
We do not remember days, we remember moments!!!We do not remember days, we remember moments!!!
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself""I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
"No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad.""No offense" means "I'm about to insult you, but don't get mad."
All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
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