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Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMMMMEERRR 2011 :D
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
I want to. But I shouldn't. But I REALLY want to.
LIKE IF: When you’re at a friend’s house and you just follow them around because you don’t know what to do...
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