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I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
The awkward moment when you realize you texted the wrong person.
life has many rivers to cross. jump in the puddles first.
Like if you love Annoying orange :)
When life gives you lemons, fine someone who's life gave them Vodka and Have a party <3
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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