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I Love Weed ♥I Love Weed ♥
no many no fanyno many no fany
i love ciggarets<3i love ciggarets<3
I don't deserve anything :/I don't deserve anything :/
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek onOnly a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a bonerthat feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
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