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There are no winners in life... only survivors.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
I hate those days when everything seems to go wrong.
If you dont get a miracle...become one. :-)
My specific smile can even raise the dead.
Eminem: I´m not affraid , Chuck Norris : I love the way you lie
The biggest lie ever: "I have read and agree to the terms of use."
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XD
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
When I’m sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead.
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