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Most liked Facebook status updates - Page 103
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
"Are you trying to get me drunk?" "Not drunk, just relaxed and naked."
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Music makes you lose control.
I love it when somebody sees me, screams my name & then runs to hug me :")
I hate when people walk REALLY slow when I need to go somewhere fast
Sometimes I Just Lay In Bed And Think About Life.
The person you are trying 2 get hold of is currently unavalible at this moment of time, try again later, if you dont hear from me YOU will be one of them.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
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