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Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE, The word itself says I’M POSSIBLE.
berti upsSS i forget in start AL and it's gonna be ALBERTI :)
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
why my body vibrate when I see you ? because of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding Me to forget the past :P
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
I LOVE GIRLS !!! ESPECIALLY SEXY ONES !!!
Kashmiri and proud! ;)
How can I "let go" of the past, when it has such a bloody firm grip?
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