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I HATE WHEN MY PARENTS ASK WHO IM TEXTING.
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
Possibility of dream come true makes life worth living.....
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
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