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I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
If you ask me to hold your drink, I will drink it.
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
If you want to be TOGETHER you have TO-GET-HER :)
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
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