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Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
I love those days when everything seems to go right. :)
Smiling like an idiot when you receive a cute text. :)
Never spend your valuable time on a person who doesn't deserve it
Meowing at the back door because you can't get in.
I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
He who thinks he knows everything knows nothing.. :)
blaah :P you know :)
i love u so much babe
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
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