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Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
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