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I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back" [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual" [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.Page: