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The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;) [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't 
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Home is where I can look and feel ugly and enjoy it
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