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Most liked Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 99
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
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Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
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Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
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I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
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I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
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sleeping better than being awake
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I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
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Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!
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Send her a morning text, let her know she was on your mind. ;)
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No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
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