Most liked Facebook status updates - This Week - Page 64
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Standing in the kitchen pretending to be a woman, making woman noises [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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