Most liked Facebook status updates - Thursday - Page 127
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :) [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older' [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon. [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows" [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!! [http://www.beststatuses.com/] Publish
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