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Most liked Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 120
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
How play fighting turns into kissing :)
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
To me, you're perfect.
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