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Most liked Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 127
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
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