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Most liked Facebook status updates - Tuesday - Page 70
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet. - Bob Marley
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
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