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Most liked Facebook status updates - Wednesday - Page 115
No brain no pain.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
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