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One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
I'll be back on facebook.I'll be back on facebook.
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
Like if you love Annoying orange :)Like if you love Annoying orange :)
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questionsDreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
Enter your status...Enter your status...
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xDIf You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
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