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When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
Making faces at little kids, while their parents aren't looking.
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
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