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Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
What is the meaning of life? Whatever you want it to be.What is the meaning of life? Whatever you want it to be.
Life is an adventure - dare it. Life is love - enjoy it. Life is a tragedy - face it. Life is a struggle - fight it. Life is a promise - fulfill it.Life is an adventure - dare it. Life is love - enjoy it. Life is a tragedy - face it. Life is a struggle - fight it. Life is a promise - fulfill it.
Don't try to fix me. I'm not broken.Don't try to fix me. I'm not broken.
Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if im not... read this message again.
The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.The awkward moment when you're about to walk into someone so you move out of the way, but they move in the same direction so you keep doing that for like a minute.
Like if you DON'T smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~ Publish If u Smoke! :OOOLike if you DON'T smoke (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()~~ Publish If u Smoke! :OOO
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
Kill the time......... (time kills me)Kill the time......... (time kills me)
just F**k this life......just F**k this life......
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