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I'm to ambitious to be a housewifeI'm to ambitious to be a housewife
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.Dear white crayon, What is it that you do here... exactly? Sincerely, the other crayons.
I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.I watched Transformers today, and I`ve spent the past 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret... He`s shy.
My Life Has To Be A JOKE !My Life Has To Be A JOKE !
Study - the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.Study - the act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"`Are you home?` "no. I just answered my home phone from a bat cave"
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.The best types of laughter: 1) Laughing so hard it becomes silent. 2) You feel a six pack coming on. 3) Tears come out of your eyes.
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