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Remember me? I was your best friend when you were single.
people, people f**ked me up, man.
lets go f**king mental.
The awkward moment when you accidentally open internet explorer.
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
--i hate waking up fom an awesome dream & forgetting what happened!! sigh :( g0od mwnin ppl :)))
Take me drunk, I'm home!
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
I live for nights I can't remember with the people I'll never forget
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
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