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New Facebook status updates - Page 52
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
"You ask.." "No, you ask.." "I`m not gonna ask, you ask". "Ughh fine, excuse me, my friend would like to ask you a question".
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
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