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"ITS F**KED" is a legitimate diagnosis
Sorry. Edward Cullen Won’t Be Your Boyfriend. He Doesn’t Exist.
I Don't Hate You, I've Just Lost All Respect For You
The first person who is on your mind is the reason either of your happiness or pain
I am that friend who's always up for a Jägerbomb
Taking off your sandals after a hard day being jesus
204 Countries. 6 Billion Peoples and I'm Single
So push me against the wall and kiss me like you mean it.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
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