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"I need a drink or 12."
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Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
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Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
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High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
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Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
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Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
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Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
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I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
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Johnny, la gente esta muy loca
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You may wear the pants in this relationship, but i control the zipper. (:
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