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Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
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Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
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Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
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Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
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I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
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Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
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When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
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"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
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Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
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Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you're in Heaven.
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