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The feeling of taking high heels off after a long night out :-)
Alcohol - Because no good story started with someone eating a salad.
Jumping on your boyfriend for a kiss and breaking him because your fat
Talking in different voices so your neighbours think you have friends
- Eminem: I'm not afraid! - Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie!xD
life is a beach.., im just playin iin da sand.!<3
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
I don't have an attitude problem, I have a personality you can't handle.
Sometimes I stop thinking just in case someone is reading my mind
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
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