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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
My Best Friend is a Sagittarius! ^_^
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped
"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, its yours forever. If it dosent, then it was never meant to be."
When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.
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