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Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
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