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I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
Meowing at cats until they meow back
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
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