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Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I Can. But I won't.
Blaming it on PMS
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