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You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
I'm always tired, because I'm a superhero at night.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
As we grow up, we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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