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'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
Guys who still open doors for girls
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
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