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I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
That one person you liked from the moment you met themThat one person you liked from the moment you met them
"I need a drink or 12.""I need a drink or 12."
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a womanMaking a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mateGoing the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
Sitting on the couch and doing nothingSitting on the couch and doing nothing
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats youBlanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean itI wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
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