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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice, but is still single.
I didn't find someone like you! I found someone better! :-) ;-)
Nothing hurts more then waiting... since I don't even know what I'm waiting for anymore.
What do people in prison say when they meet new friends? "Give me your cell number."
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
All I want for Christmas is... YOU :D
Love fiercely, cry when worthy, laugh loudly, smile brightly and always live life to the full as you only get once chance... life is not a rehearsal!
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