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Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
A man in the kitchen is sexy
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
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