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That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
hy frdz enjoy ur life smothly
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
No one else can speak the words on your lips.. Drench yourself with words unspoken.. Live your life with arms wide open.. Today is where your book begins.. The rest is still unwritten..
Changed all my pa*swords to “incorrect”. So now my computer just tells me when I forget!
I must warn you. I know Karate, Judo, Ju Jitsu and 17 other d*ngerous words.
terpaksa harus sendiri....
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
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