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Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
Last summer, well, I made mistakes. This summer, well, I'll make more.
When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
I hate it when I'm at a vuvuzela concert and people start playing football!
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
Nights I can't remember with friends I'll never forget
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
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