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THE WORLDS GOING TO END IN 2012! LOL jk, My yoghurt expires in 2013.
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
When I Die, the Cat Gets Everything.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
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