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This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
No, I Don’t Care If I Die At 12 AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
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