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- Page 70
I ♥ THE WEEKEND
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
I Hate It When I Do something Amazing And No One Sees it
I AM THE COOLER SIBLING :)
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
If vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food...?
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
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