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Smile and let the whole world wonder why.
I won`t live for ever, So it`s now or never.
Use Condoms today or buy Diapers tomorrow...
“Will there be boys there?” “No mom, it’s a nun party.”
A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger wood.
Inbox (1) makes me nervous.
I accidentally typed ;) instead of :) and now it’s awkward.
“You’re here to learn.” “No, i’m here because it’s the law.”
I’m paranoid because the spider I saw five seconds ago isn’t there anymore.
I love it when bus drivers wave to each other
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