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A man in the kitchen is sexy
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
I don't want the summer to end...
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
Its funny when i see people liking their own comments
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