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When I see you on, it makes my day! But when you start the conversation, my day can't be better! <3
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Is it hot in here or is it just me?
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
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