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I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractorI come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen''I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
Kiss Me I'm DrunkKiss Me I'm Drunk
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinkingIll drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the timeMaking up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.Night out rules: drink TRIPLE, see DOUBLE, act SINGLE.
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy BirthdayThat awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
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