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"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
A man in the kitchen is sexy
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
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