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Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
No brain no pain.
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
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